As the caliber of talent on teams across the league continues to rise, the Flying Squirrels have made another part-time addition to their roster. Nick Coffee will be available in the outfield for the Squirrels mid-season when he returns from south Florida. An original Lugnut and Downriver Wiffle star, as well as brother of WSEM commissioner and Squirrels' captain, Carl Coffee, Nick brings a true power bat to the lineup and has ridiculous speed in the outfield. Pairing him with John McKinnie will give the Squirrels' top-flight range across their outfield, making it a tough challenge for opponents to find a gap to place the ball in. To sum up: the Squirrels already stingy defense just got as tight as ** lewd comment removed at publisher's discretion **
Nick at bat for the Lugnuts in the 2005 Flag Day Tournament